6 February 2008, 11:10 am
By now, you’ve probably seen Giants Super Bowl XLII Champions shirts. The Giants had their parade yesterday in New York and unless I’m the only one on the mailing lists of places like Champs, Eastbay, Dick's, etc. you probably got an email trying to sell you one. You’ve probably wondered whe... read more
8 September 2007, 9:43 am
What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? - Mr. Burns Funny Quotes... read more
8 September 2007, 8:55 am
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and replace "dog" with "son." - Lionel Hutz More Funny Quotes... read more
8 September 2007, 8:45 am
Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson More Funny Quotes... read more
8 September 2007, 8:30 am
I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… - Superintendent Chalmers... read more
8 September 2007, 8:25 am
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson More Funny Quotes... read more